Every time you turn on the news, all you ever hear about these days is war, death, natural disasters, terror, murder, and this guy is usually the one bringing it to you. If someone's bringing you the end of the world in full sound and vision, he's gotta have a name tough enough to do so. With a name like Wolf Blitzer, you're lucky you're not being punched right now.

The News is totally metal.

(for those of you in internet land who don't watch television, he's a television news reporter, Wolf Blitzer is his real name, and Chuck Norris totally stole the beard idea from him. Fact.)